![]() My client has encouraged me to focus on my birthday, so I will not discuss the case. Okay, can the math, look into your heart. You're not gonna fool her with the cookie-cutter crap. You're trying to appeal to a specific person, who might not be a genius, but whose EQ is off the charts. I rolled for the lowest common denominator. I did exactly what you did, and you got a hit. ♪ Your love is love is love, baby ♪ ♪ You know your love is love is love ♪ ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ ♪ And you love me ♪ ♪ You've got a lovely ♪ ♪ Booty ♪ ♪ You let.īut most importantly, your song has no soul. So, from the '50s to the '70s, the most commonly used word was "love".Īnd then, oddly, the emphasis shifted to "baby" in the '80s.Īnd then songwriters became infatuated with the word "booty," which is slang for buttocks. I created an algorithm to analyze every major love song over the past 75 years, and then I put together an optimal combination of the most popular words. I failed miserably at a live-music date a few weeks ago, so I am making it up to her by writing a love ballad.Īnd I figured since you had a hit song in Portugal, that I would like for you to evaluate my progress. Okay, what did you do wrong that now you have to do this? Well, analog provides better signal-to-noise ratio. My expert opinion is that, whatever you're doing with the guitar, you should not record on that fossil. I'll call the g*ng, let 'em know what happened so when we get there, we can focus on what's really important: Sly's Big Day. What's important is today's your birthday. I've seen you save the world with math that would make Einstein cry uncle. I can remember the ingredients from a cereal box from when I was eight, but in there, I forgot the word "ankle." You can handle pressure. The second I got in front of that judge, my brain turned to Jell-O. His ankle, then the prisoner would have essentially been tortured by electrocution, which is in clear violation of his Eighth Amendment rights.Īnd it is a good argument, especially for someone who is clearly new at this.īut whether your client was protecting Mr.Ĭollins' rights or helping him escape is a matter for a jury to decide, not me. Uncuffing the stun cuff from Mark Collins' fo, um. Uh, it describes the incident in question. The Eighth Amendment forbids cruel and unusual punishment. This is the part of the proceedings where you elaborate, Counselor. I move for an immediate dismissal of all the charges against my client, Cabe Gallo, who is accused of abetting the escape of federal inmate Mark Collins, on the grounds that if my client had acted in any other manner, it would have been in direct violation of Mr. 'Cause "Your Honor"- it-it just sounds so formal. If I uncuff him without a direct order, I violate a half a dozen federal statutes.Īgent Gallo, you're under arrest for instigating an escape.Īnd I want one with you, 'cause I love you. ♪ I found a mathematical formula for their dance tracks, and a few weeks later, I had royalties coming in.
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